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WHY????


Tis the season to ask "WHY?"

 Things I am asking "Why?" about recently...in a slightly-venting-but-not-really-mostly- joking-cus-i-feel-like-joking-way:

1. What's wrong with Thanksgiving?  Must we start the commercialization of Christmas soooooo soooooo early each year?  Goodness, before we know it, we'll be preparing for Christmas at Easter!  Christmas commercialization crap all year round...yippee!!    

 2. Why do people find it ok to keep people on either side of them stopped up on a PUBLIC walking trail....just so they can take 239840293849302934 pictures of a *gasp* Blue HERON on the bridge??

3.  Blue Heron's are cool but ...are they *that* cool?

 4. Why is it that no one except for John Codispoti seems to have gotten down the recipe for the perfect cheesecake?  HUGELY THICK.  DENSE....like a BRICK.  DELICIOUS.  Thankful to know John Codispoti...for many reasons. ;)  
me eating said goodness...

 5. Why do r's....ok I'll say it...the name which we do not speak (*shudder*) so you know what I'm talking about...Why do ROACHES exist?  
5a.What good are they?  They are creatures of the dark and when you go to kill them, they crunch.  I cannot and will not kill a crunchy "R" because the experience sends me into such shudders and quivers and nightmares....I simply have to wait until my husband is around to exterminate.  
5b. Why does he have to use my shoe to do so?
sick out.

 6. Why do I find it necessary to make serious comments in response to my husbands jokes...when I KNOW they are jokes? 
6a. What happened to laughing?  
6b. His jokes are funny....right??  ;) 
                                                                 So, when he pretends to lick his plate...thats funny, no?
7. Why won't my son sleep a full 2 hours for a nap anymore and why did he feel the need to start making 6am his habitual morning wake up time?  
7a. Does this look like a face ready to face the morning??  

 I didn't think so....

 8. Why did I ever think this was a cool bowling outfit?  
8a. Or a cool outfit at all?
8b. Or even an outfit?
8c. Does awesome form count?


9. Why haven't we discovered this rainbow crack the size of hailstones before now? 
10.  Why do I give into fear so often?  
11. Why doesn't anyone but me seem to love these little friends as much as I do???

 12. Why is this picture so funny?
12a.  Actually, I have the answer to this one....BECAUSE IT JUST IS!!!
13.  If you actually read through all my "why's?".....well....Why did you?? ;)

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